Really Important Site News or Something

I talked about this blog with a man who knows about this sort of thing, and he said that it's not dead. It's merely mostly dead. So rather than going through the site's pockets for loose change, I have decided to hope for a miracle. It recently moved its head (The blog, not the miracle), so I have hope that this endeavor may be successful. For now I am going to make a list of my assets. If anyone has a wheelbarrow or a Holocaust Cloak, please let me know.

Thank you,

The Management