Firstly, if you aren't familiar with the song in question, here's the music video. Sorry about the MTV things taking up valuable on-screen space.
5 Best Friends (Hers) - Interchangeable
Girl - It sure is fun hanging out in the corner at a club.
A Best Friend - What?
Girl - Nevermind.
Guy - Hey there. Do you want to go bad?
Girl - No.
Guy - Are you sure?
Girl - Now that you mention it, not so much. Hang on. (Turns to A Best Friend) What do you think of this guy?
A Best Friend - I don't know. He looks kind of creepy.
A Best Friend - And what's that thing he's doing with his voice when he sings the word 'bad'?
A Best Friend - How come we can hear each other over the music now?
Others - Shut up.
Girl - What you're saying is true, but he makes me want to lose control.
Guy - That's right I do.
A Best Friend - Oh, that's all right then. It certainly doesn't sound like you've been roofied. Go on. We'll hang out in the corner without you.
Girl - Thanks!
Act 2 (Call and response)
Guy - I should probably let you know that I'm a convicted sex offender.
Girl - That's okay because I've been roofied.
Guy - This probably violates my terms of parole.
Girl - That's okay because I don't plan on seeing you after tonight.
Guy - So everybody wins?
Girl - Unless your P.O. finds out.
Both - Yay!
A Best Friend - Where'd Girl go?
A Best Friend - Who?
A Best Friend - Whatever.