Monday, February 9, 2009

Great Moments In Spam

I did not receive this myself. It was sent to the official girlfriend, who graciously allowed me to use it here, which probably violates the terms of her winning entry or something. The formatting has not been tampered with. My favorite part is the completely random use of spaces after a comma. Without further ado:

Dear Lucky winner of $1000,000.00, contact our Director of Finance immediately Attn: Winner, We wish to congratulate you over your email success in our computer balloting held 8th Feb 2009.This is a Millennium Scientific Computer Game in which email addresseswere used. All participants were selected through a computer balloting system drawn from Nine hundred thousand E-mail addresses from Canada,Australia,United States,Asia,Europe, Middle East,Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotion program which is conducted annually. Your details e-mail address fall within our European representative office in Amsterdam, Holland as indicated in your play coupon and your prize will be released to you via our regional office in Nigeria West Africa. This is a promotional program aimed at encouraging internet users;therefore you do not need to buy ticket to enter for it. You have been approved for the star prize of US$1,000.000.00 (One Million United State Dollars Only). To file for your claim, please contact our Director of Financein below. Name: Mrs Rosemary KingEmail:agenrosemaryking@
gmail.comTel:Just dial:+234-8035572319Just dial:+2348039272673 Ref: 435062725Batch: 7050470902/189Winning no: GB8101/LPRC Please quote your reference, batch and winning number which can be found above.
The Validity period of the winnings is for 25 working days hence you are expected to make your claims immediately;Once again congratulations!!! Best Regards,Mr Martins Peters.Coordinator,Australian Lottery Inc

2 comments:

your mom said...

I'm not sure what to say. This is great on so many levels it will take a while to digest it properly!

lemming said...

So...how much do I inherit?