Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Further Evidence of the Decline of Western Civilization

The hit single "Knock You Down" by Keri Hilson (Who? I don't know) features a guest appearance by a rapper who actually says "OMG". Just like that. OMG. For those of you who are not into the whole 'text messaging' thing, or the 'sounding like an idiot' thing, OMG means Oh My God. Which is the same number of syllables. Exactly three. I just counted. Meaning it would not have thrown off the beat of the line at all. The children are our future, and that is why I hope to die young.

5 comments:

your mom said...

Why aren't you sleeping at 3:16 am?

HOLLA(R) said...

Scheduled posting. Sweet.

Cindi Lynn said...

You should hear the awesome group LMFAO...

Also, I invented a new one: POFL...that's peeing on the floor laughing.

OMG it's so funny! POFL!!

your mom said...

I prefer ROFLMNRO - rolling on the floor laughing my nether regions off. Classier, IMHO :)

HOLLA(R) said...

Remind me to never touch your floor. Either of your floors, as I suspect you'll be drooling while laughing, mother.