Mike, as you may have noticed, the baseball season is over. Free agent signings have begun. You should analyze and comment. Thank you. Oh, by the way, when discussing John Lackey's less than stellar first season with our beloved Red Sox I begin by saying "my nephew, Mike, told me John Lackey would not be a worthwhile pickup for the old town team. Something about Sabermetrics (sp?) mutter, mumble, blah! You have three months before pitchers and catchers report. I look forward to your analysis.
And Uncle Rick, we are Go on that front. Watch as I deftly crunch some numbers. Or use them for scouting purposes, since I can't afford MLB Extra Innings (Lame). For example: Lackey's bad season happened primarily because he couldn't get lefties out to save his life. He was pretty similar to his career norms against right-handed batters. WERE YOU AWARE OF IT?!?
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Mike...I can't believe you're ignoring my previous post.
Sounds like you should invite him to your town, Mike!
Later, child. Later we will fight with knives.
Notice any thing different about this post?
WELL?!DID YOU?!
Mike, as you may have noticed, the baseball season is over. Free agent signings have begun. You should analyze and comment. Thank you. Oh, by the way, when discussing John Lackey's less than stellar first season with our beloved Red Sox I begin by saying "my nephew, Mike, told me John Lackey would not be a worthwhile pickup for the old town team. Something about Sabermetrics (sp?) mutter, mumble, blah! You have three months before pitchers and catchers report. I look forward to your analysis.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM????
and sidenote: STOP WATCHING TV AND CALL ALL OF YOUR IMMEDIATE FAMILY MEMBERS RIGHT NOW!!!
You can't turn this into an mp3 because of copyright...I'm very disappointed, I'm not sure if there is reason to live anymore.
Isaac - No, I didn't. Requesting a hint.
And Uncle Rick, we are Go on that front. Watch as I deftly crunch some numbers. Or use them for scouting purposes, since I can't afford MLB Extra Innings (Lame). For example: Lackey's bad season happened primarily because he couldn't get lefties out to save his life. He was pretty similar to his career norms against right-handed batters. WERE YOU AWARE OF IT?!?
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