She is a fitness trainer on The Biggest Loser, which I have been subjected to enough of to know that the above picture is a reasonable representation of her personality. And as her job title would suggest, she is rather ridiculously in shape. So now, let us pray that she takes advantage of her close proximity to two talentless hacks tonight to forcibly remove their heads from their torsos using only her bare hands. Please, Jillian. For myself, and America. And the children. Think of the children.
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I think I'm in love. Can you introduce us?
Mike, I have to say I'm dismayed at the violent trend this blog is taking lately. Is everything alright in your life? Has working at a job where you have to deal with people and their whims day after day, hour after hour, every stinking, whining minute, begun to get to you?
I hear there are about five different lawsuits against her right now. If you get in on that sweet legal action, you might get a shot.
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